The Coffin Co. may, upon rare and solemn petition, be secured for those private gatherings which lie beyond the knowledge of common men. In its cyclopean chambers, where the very stones seem to remember forgotten aeons and the shadows twist with a will of their own, one may conduct such ceremonies as fate and discretion demand. Here the veil thins, the air grows leaden with ancient secrets, and the light itself recoils from what it illuminates.

Such privileges are extended to but a chosen few. Inquire, if you dare.